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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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him (on the phone): you're a fucking scumbag, and I want to choke you to death.
me: *click*

him (email): why are you ignoring me? That's an act of aggression.

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Sep 1, 2011 07:38 PM - Breakups - by puh-leeze (woman)

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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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Me: If you are using my washing machine, why do I still have to do all of your laundry?
Him: "Look between your legs, what do you see?...Exactly."

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May 25, 2012 03:54 AM - Love - by coconutlover (woman)

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When I told him my period was a bit late, he freaked out and exclaimed, ‘I knew BJs could get you pregnant!

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us - WTF?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Cello (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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My boyfriend- "You're not stupid. You're a girl."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:47 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him: "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Lisa (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Misc - by Rhondamarie (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Julie (woman)

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As we are sitting in my BFs bed after I just got him off instead of sex cause I was on my period and he taps my crotch and says babe I think its great!! That means no baby in there. The more blood the better I alway say!!

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Feb 16, 2011 03:28 AM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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My ex asked, ‘Did you know that glass is made out of water?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Jessica (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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