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Me: If you are using my washing machine, why do I still have to do all of your laundry?
Him: "Look between your legs, what do you see?...Exactly."

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May 25, 2012 03:54 AM - Love - by coconutlover (woman)

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I was complaining about me gaining weight, and having a fat belly, when my boyfriend said, 'hey, don't treat it bad ok, my babies are gonna be there someday"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:46 AM - Love - by bigbelly (woman)

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I'm Asian and I have the "Asian Glow" every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me, if we ever got stranded in an island, he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.

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Dec 20, 2011 06:50 AM - Love - by nguyent12 (woman)

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My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain...

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Oct 25, 2011 04:50 AM - Love - by Beanz (woman)

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My mom told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Love - by Andrea (woman)

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My boyfriend says, "I was listening to you, but I didn't hear you." WTF?!?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Love - by mari_wink (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him: "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Lisa (woman)

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I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us - WTF?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Cello (woman)

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If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day, I still wouldn't drink that beer.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Love - by Lulu (woman)

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